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Monday, 13 February 2012

Why wrestling promotions should pay no attention to what the internet wants



The other day when I was browsing Royal Rumble entries on Wikipedia, I noticed that in the 2008 Rumble The Miz was eliminated by Hornswoggle. Funny, I thought - who knew back then that The Miz would go on to headline WrestleMania 27 last year? Not I, and I'm willing to bet 99.9% of you never thought so either. It then occurred to me that this years' Rumble winner, Sheamus, was also recently eliminated by Hornswoggle in a battle royale match on Smackdown. Am I onto something, I thought to myself.

Then something else clicked - not only was Sheamus eliminated in a Battle Royale by Hornswoggle recently, but so was the One Man Southern Rock Band (what an amazing name), Heath Slater. Could Heath Slater possibly go on to headline WrestleMania one day in the future and keep the Hornswoggle theory going?

Heath Slater is awesome and one of the brightest hidden gems on NXT right now and if WWE has any sense they will push him into a mid-card slot on Smackdown after WrestleMania. Great on the mic, pretty good in the ring and a unique image to boot. But the fact that most people of the so-called "IWC" don't buy Slater as a legit star of the future isn't my point here.

I posted a thread on wrestlingforum.com that was intended to be a jovial, humorous look at my Hornswoggle theory, saying one day that if my theory proves correct that Heath Slater will headline WrestleMania.  Instead of light pats on the back for a good joke well done and green reps, I mostly received replies calling my theory "stupid", that Heath Slater will never headline WrestleMania and that I'm an idiot.

Here's an example of the idiocy:

"Heath Slater wont be headling Wrestlemania" (What an astute observation) 
"conspiracy theory, don't forget your foil hat." (Conspiracy? Who is conspiring against who? Learn what a conspiracy is idiot..)
"Heath Slater will never main event a Wrestlemania, the Hornswoggle theory is a bunch of nonsense." (I love the way he says "the" Hornswoggle theory, as if it's some established scientific theory, such as "the" theory of evolution)

I didn't even bother replying to these comments on the forum - why should I lower myself to such stupidity? And so why should WWE or TNA give a damn what these fools think. Too dumb to even get a joke thread about a ludicrous "Hornswoggle Theory" and too dumb to see that Heath Slater is a star in the making.

To be fair though, there were plenty of people who did get it too and chimed in with their own jokes, but still.. wrestling isn't supposed to be serious. If you're so serious about wrasslin' that you can't understand a joke about Heath Slater being a future WrestleMania headliner and a Hornswoggle theory, you shouldn't be commenting on how WWE or TNA should book their product.

Anyway, who cares.. hit my motherfuckin' music


Monday, 30 January 2012

Super 20 - 2012, week 5

Super 20 - the top 20 wrestlers this week in wrestling.
Week 5 of 2012

Week 5 of 2012 and the week of the Royal Rumble! With Sheamus winning and going on to WrestleMania, will he claim the #1 spot in the even more important Super 20 rankings?


20
-16

James Storm
Storm is great but I think that TNA are pacing him to a big one on one finale with Roode which will likely take place at Lockdown. Starred in a great Tables match with Roode, Hardy and Bully on Impact.
19
-6

Eric Young
EY's routine seems to be ongoing every week, but I still keep balling with laughter at everything he does. His chemistry with all the knockouts is great and it would be hilarious and Russo-esque if he ever got a shot at the Knockouts title, or even the Knockouts tag team titles with ODB.
18
-7

Mark Henry
The WSM is doing great to get by on the Super 20 on his promo strength alone, as he simply can't wrestle matches at the moment because of his injury. Cutting down Big Show and Bryan on Smackdown was great, especially saying Bryan has a "Napoleon complex". He still put on a half-decent match at the Rumble too, against Big Show and Bryan, but unfortunately Bryan retained the gold.
17
new

Hunico
He kayfabe broke DiBiase's wrist on Smackdown which was great and his entrance on the lowrider bike with Camacho is still awesome every time. Would liked to have seen more from him in the Rumble, but there was a lot of comedy and nostalgia spots to cover.
16
-2

Chris Jericho
After an intriguing Highlight Reel on Raw in where he promised the "end of the world" at the Royal Rumble, anything less than a Nexus-like shock angle would fail to meet expectations. The fact nothing happened sucked, but Jericho redeems himself for putting on a great finale to the Rumble with Sheamus.
15
new

Mick Foley
The Cobra vs. Mr. Socko was the match that has been waiting to happen for the past year since Santino debuted his green sock puppet and we finally got to see it in action at the Royal Rumble. Foley looks out of shape but he still has the charisma to pull off fun spots in matches like this.
14
new

Aksana
The debut of Aksana on the Super 20 has been coming for a long time, with all her Teddy Long cut-scenes full of innuendos that barely pass for PG. What did it this week was her entrance music for her first match on Smackdown, using the cheesy saxophone jazz and blue lighting that comes on when she is with her "Teddy bear." 
13
-11

Michael Cole
When Cole was berating Booker T and Jerry Lawler for entering the Royal Rumble, I had the feeling he would be entering also and my wishes were met as he entered and got comically eliminated by the returning Kharma. Also love the fact he still continues to run down Daniel Bryan despite his recent heel turn - he still sucks. Vintage Cole.
12
new

Santino Marella
Sometimes Santino's comedy irritates me, but he was particularly hilarious this week - first walking into Natalya's fart on Smackdown and secondly his previously mentioned Cobra vs. Mr. Sock lock-up with Foley at the Rumble.
11
+9

Titus O'Neil
Heel Titus stays on the Super 20 for a 2nd straight week, an amazing achievement for any NXT wrestler and especially when it was the week of the Royal Rumble AND he moved up 9 places. Anyone who isn't watching NXT should be to see this great star in action. A draft to Raw or Smackdown after WrestleMania is in order. A great match with ex-tag partner Percy Watson was a highlight of the week.
10
new

The Miz
Lasting over 40 minutes in the Rumble, The Miz looked like a real star until he was unceremoniously eliminated by the Big Show near the end. I want to see The Miz in a high profile angle going into WrestleMania and lasting that long in the Rumble shows WWE still have faith in him.
9
+3

Sting
A weekly fixture in this list, Sting is gold on Impact right now and he feels like a legitimate general manager with the way he goes about things, in his own crazy way. A brewing feud with Bully Ray has high potential of something great leading into the big Lockdown PPV in a couple of months.
8
-7


John Laurinaitis
Big Johnny getting on his knees and telling Zack "woo woo woo, you know it" like he was a make-a-wish kid in his wheelchair was classic, as was his selling of the GTS on Raw, looking straight down to the floor. I wanted him to see him screw Punk out of the title at the Rumble and get his revenge, but I'm sure that is to come later.
7
new

Ricardo Rodriguez
Double R was fantastic in the Rumble, and in one that was littered with comedy spots he stood out the most. The arena popped when they heard Del Rio's music, but Ricardo coming out in a banged out old car and donning Alberto's scarf was hysterical, as was his square off with Santino. It was cool to see him get a join elimination with Mick Foley.
6
-1

John Cena
Despite his cringe-worthy constipation face on Raw this week, Cena was great in his role and had a stellar match with Kane at the Rumble. Shame that it went to a double count-out, but it makes sense if they want to prolong the feud to the next PPV.
5
new

Kofi Kingston
So you think Kofi Kingston is first up in the fave five this week because of his awesome handstand walk at the Royal Rumble? Well, that would be the main reason - but a solid match on Superstars with Michael McGillicutty also showed me the Kofi Kingston we have been missing since his unfortunate pairing with the inept Evan Bourne in Air Boom. After 'Mania, a solid singles run near the top of the card should be in order for Kofi, after putting up with years of crap.
4
-1

Bully Ray
Impact is starting to feel like the Bully Ray show, and on any other week the hardcore legend would have probably been number 1 in the list again, but he had to contend with the Royal Rumble - no mean feat. His brawl with Hardy to open Impact, as was the tag team tables main event at the end and the prospect of a Sting-Bully feud has me excited.
3
+12

Cody Rhodes
Despite going out with a whimper, Rhodes was one of the biggest stars coming out of this year's Rumble - lasting over 40 minutes and eliminating many of the legends and nostalgia acts. He will be the next top heel in wrestling, possibly after WrestleMania.
2
new

Kane
Unfortunately, Kane did not get to keep up his long streak of consecutive Rumble appearances, dating back over a decade - but he did break Ryder's back (kayfabe) and hopefully force him off TV for a while. The look on his face as he tombstoned Ryder at the Rumble PPV was priceless
1
+7

Sheamus
The undisputed number 1 for this week, I was shouting at the TV in the final five minutes where Sheamus and Jericho went one on one at the end of the Rumble. As much as I love Jericho, Sheamus was the perfect winner here and this victory should be the one that propels him to real main event superstar levels. Though he has held the title twice before and had good feuds, main eventing a WrestleMania headline match should kickstar his career as a real big draw, which he can be for the WWE.

Tuesday, 24 January 2012

Was CM Punk truly the wrestler of the year for 2011?


Within all aspects of sports and entertainment, year end lists are typically a point of controversy that divides opinion. However, this year in the wrestling world, there was a pretty unanimous opinion that CM Punk was the wrestler of the year for 2011. 

The problem with year end awards and lists is how quick we are to forget everything that has happened over the course of the year, tending to focus on the big stand out moments that happen in the second half of the year. In the wrestling world, The Miz for example, wasn't near anybody's annual list of top wrestlers, despite the fact he headlined WrestleMania and held the WWE title for the first four of five months of the year. If the end of year poll had been taken around this time, The Miz would surely have been voted as the number one star at the time.

I myself, am guilty of this, not including The Miz in my own top 10 stars of the year list. One other wrestler I did not include was CM Punk, as I felt he had a much weaker year than everyone else did. "Really?" I can hear you saying in an sardonic, Miz-imitating manner. But hear me out, as I go over the past twelve months and look at what CM Punk was doing in each of them.

January - April
After a period on guest commentary at the end of 2010, CM Punk returned to the ring and took over the reigns of the Nexus, the heel faction that dominated wrestling television for the past year. However, by that time, Nexus was dead on its legs and bringing in CM Punk to replace Wade Barrett provided nothing more than a short-term boost which was dead within a few weeks. Punk had looked ready to make the jump to main event after the Straight Edge Society was over, and though WWE creative may have thought putting him in the Nexus would have been the key to do this, it was not to be.

A brief rivalry between CM Punk and John Cena in January was put off until the Summer, in favour of a program with Randy Orton which went into WrestleMania and beyond. Despite their best efforts to give the feud heat, referring back to a moment in 2008 when Orton punted a babyface CM Punk in the head, their feud was nothing more than a mid-card rivalry at best - filler. They had some of the best PPV matches together at the time, being two of the best workers on the roster, but never did they steal the show and propel their feud up to main event status as it could have been. While Punk's heelish and drawling shout of "Randal" every week was amusing, it was barely enough to get the feud over - especially during a time when everyone was more excited about The Rock and John Cena.

May - June
All the while during Punk's feud with Randy Orton, the newly renamed "New Nexus" was little more than a background cast. They were to come more to the forefront in May as CM Punk began tagging with Batista Mason Ryan in a dull feud over the worthless tag titles with Big Show and Kane. This was one of the lowest points of the year for Punk, taking beatings from Big Show on a weekly basis almost and quickly losing the star power and momentum he had gained in 2010. Rumours of CM Punk leaving the WWE as his contract was up were circling on the internet and it looked as though Punk was going to put over Big Show and Kane of all people on his way out the door.

After the unsuccessful Tag Team Title challenge at Over The Limit, Punk started a brief rivalry with Rey Mysterio which culminated in a match at Capitol Punishment in June. Punk and Mysterio had only feuded just under a year ago on Smackdown, and so this was nothing new or special to fans despite the two being amongst the best in-ring workers in the company. With rumours of CM Punk leaving becoming more fervent, beating Mysterio at Capitol Punishment raised questions as to what WWE had planned with him for the future.

July
Though the past six months had barely been a memorable time for CM Punk, all that was to change in July as the leader of the New Nexus became the number one contender after a series of victories. But CM Punk challenging John Cena for the WWE title at Money in the Bank was not to be any ordinary match. In an effort to create a buzz as ratings were sinking, WWE had Punk cut a half shoot promo at the end of an ordinary episode of Raw in which he lambasted everyone in the WWE from John Cena to John Laurinaitis, claiming to be leaving and leaving with the WWE title. Punk turned an ordinary B-level PPV in Money in the Bank into an A-show, hyping up a must watch match between the challenge and champion in a series of cutting promos. This was the CM Punk that everyone had been waiting to see over the course of 2011, having shown his promise on Smackdown, especially on the microphone. Punk was finally about to make it. And he did, beating John Cena for the WWE title in what would be the undisputed match of the year, a thirty minute bout in Punk's hometown of Chicago, in front of a rapturous crowd. WWE had created a true buzz like they had the summer prior with the Nexus storyline, but like that, everything that was exciting and fresh about Punk capturing the WWE title and leaving was to wither into a typical WWE program and quickly become stale.


August
The first mistake WWE made was creating a second WWE championship belt and having an eight man tournament for it on Raw the night after Money in the Bank. The second mistake was having John Cena, who was supposed to be fired (recalling a storyline from only 7-8 months before that he was supposed to be fired and never left TV) beat the eventual winner of that tournament, Rey Mysterio - adding fuel to the fire that was the negativity surrounding Cena within the WWE fanbase. The third mistake was having CM Punk return two or three weeks after "quitting" and going back into another program with John Cena so quickly. The buzz that was created around Punk in July was because of the aspect of realism in everything that happened. Though we knew all the promos Punk was cutting were scripted to an extent, it was easy for us all to suspend our disbelief, idealising Punk as the cool outsider, like Scott Hall and Kevin Nash (more on him in a moment) had been in the nineties when they left WWF for WCW. Seeing CM Punk come back with a brand new theme and a new t-shirt was a turn-off, outing Punk as just another corporate yes man of the WWE, the John Cena for teenagers and young adults. Punk and Cena would try throughout August to recapture the magic of July, and in a sense some of it was great, including another great match at Summerslam, but the introduction of Triple H and Kevin Nash into Punk's story was what caused it to all come crashing down.


September
After Kevin Nash cost CM Punk the WWE title at Summerslam, a confused and tired angle between Punk, Nash, Triple H and John Laurinaitis began, culminating in a match between Punk and Triple H at Night of Champions after a series of cutting promos. Punk and Hunter continued the style of the past two months, making insider references in all of their promos in an attempt to make the feud seem real, but Triple H came across more as the sympathetic character despite Punk being the new top babyface of the company they were building. Punk's natural arrogance that comes across in radio interviews and his Twitter started appearing on the screen. Punk was the angsty, teenage child and Triple H was the man, pissed off at the young upstart who did nothing but run his mouth every week. And when Triple H finally ran his mouth back, he cut Punk down to size, calling him out for all his hypocrisies and bullshit and painting him as the spoilt brat he had become.

Punk was becoming an unlikable babyface quicker than Cena ever dreamed of, mixing goofy comedy, such as a fake puking at Kevin Nash which lasted a whole minute and drew no laughter from the crowd, with biting shoot comments that served only to downplay his opponents as real life goofs, putting over neither himself or his opponents. Though the crowd were still cheering his name, the viewers at home were not. Punk calling Kevin Nash a ratings killer in an uncalled-for comment live on Raw came back to haunt him, and the "click" sound he had mockingly referred to as people turning over the channel when Nash was on the screen, was in fact happening to him. Segments involving Punk were down and it appeared as though the casual audience were turning off to him, despite becoming the biggest t-shirt seller on WWEshop.com and live events. The audience was divided, like they had been for Cena vs. Punk, but not in a good way.

Triple H and CM Punk went on to have their match at Night of Champions, headlining the card in a long and dull street fight that had a WCW-level of run-ins, igniting a rivalry between Punk and Triple H with Awesome Truth that would play out over the next few months.

October-December
Though the Triple H and CM Punk feud had been a bitter and personal one, they were buddies by the end of the next month and teaming up against Miz and R-Truth who would interfere in two main events in a row. A triple threat Hell in a Cell match with Punk, Cena and Del Rio was a fun match, but served only to advance the Awesome Truth storyline. Punk was becoming a part of the background cast and the popularity he had gained in the Summer was waning, despite his popular "Best in the world" t-shirt still selling in high numbers. Online, fans were beginning to turn on him, some calling him boring and undeserving of his recent push, unimpressed with his work since becoming a main event player on Raw. There were other factors to be added to this, however, such as Punk shooting on Rock in several radio interviews, inadvertently putting himself in the Team Cenation camp, an unpopular choice amongst older fans. Bad booking was another problem. But Punk was not entirely without blame and as Punk went into a short program with Alberto Del Rio for the WWE title, cutting down Del Rio in a shoot-style promo as "boring" and "repetitive" which only served to make Del Rio look worse. His comments decreased momentum going into their Survivor Series match, and by virtue of that, made himself look worse in the process. And though their Survivor Series match was good, it could have been a lot better if Punk had put his opponent over as a threat instead of cutting him down, which had become his style. Another match at TLC took place between Punk and Del Rio, this time with Miz thrown in to the pot. It was just another match, with no special feeling and certainly no element of danger in Punk losing his title. All the while during this time, CM Punk's feud with new Raw GM John Laurinaitis was developing, an ongoing storyline on Raw. Though Laurinaitis is the clear heel in their feud, Punk keeps coming across as brattish and annoying in his promo delivery, making spiteful, heelish, shoot comments that turns people off from him. 

The year of 2011 was a huge year for CM Punk, by far the biggest year of his career, but it was a year that we watched Punk evolve from the exciting outsider heel we loved to cheer into the boring, corporate, babyface champion that cuts spiteful promos that cut into the wrestler's real persona rather than his on-screen character. The Raw after TLC saw CM Punk align himself with new champions Daniel Bryan and Zack Ryder in a nauseating trio of "internet darlings" against a heel team of Miz, Del Rio and Ziggler in the main event. The match was the lowest rated main event on TV for the whole of 2011. That right there pretty much sums up Punk's year for me and is exactly why he was not the wrestler of the year for 2011, merely an internet fan's favourite who got his moment in the spotlight and almost blew it. After six months of mediocrity at the start of the year, Punk had an exciting couple of months in the Summer that will be one of the most memorable moments of this era when we look back on it in the future, but things hastily fell apart and the "Summer of Punk" became a cold and unrepenting winter. Was CM Punk the wrestler of the year for 2011? Quite simply, no. The year in wrestling revolved around one man, the true wrestler of the year - John Cena.

Sunday, 22 January 2012

Royal Rumble Picks


With the Royal Rumble coming up in a weeks time, it's that time of year when all wrestling fans start dipping into their piggy banks and heading down to the bookies to put money on who they think will win the Royal Rumble.  Let us take a look at the favourites and I will make my final pick at the end.

Sheamus
A popular pick for many, Sheamus appears to be one of the frontrunners to win the Rumble this year.  Having largely floundered around Smackdown, squashing everything in his way, Sheamus has had no notable feud and barely challenged for the World Heavyweight Title since he has been drafted to Smackdown - something everybody expected from him this year. The former two-time WWE champion seems to be a main event star of the future for WWE, but I don't think they're going to give him a 'Mania title match just yet.

Wade Barrett
Like Sheamus, Barrett has been mostly directionless since he was drafted to Smackdown - that was until his rivalry with Randy Orton. Appearing regularly on both Raw and Smackdown every week as of late, Barrett seems like he is in the favour of the higher-ups in WWE at the moment and after coming off strong in his feud with Randy Orton, there is a case to be made that he will be the winner of the Royal Rumble this year.  However, like Sheamus, I don't think Barrett will be involved in the title match at WrestleMania this year - my prediction is that Sheamus will fight Wade Barrett in a grudge match at the biggest PPV of the year.

Randy Orton
The hometown hero is surely the odds on favourite to win, right? Don't expect it.  Randy Orton is already a Royal Rumble winner, having won the match in 2009, and though we have seen others win the Rumble two or even three times in the past, Orton doesn't need this win to elevate his career any further right now. Of course, if you think back to the draft, you could believe promises could have been made to Orton that he would be in one of the main events of WrestleMania the followng year. Despite being the company's second biggest draw, Orton was coming off the back of a second WrestleMania in a row in were he fought a mid-card match and then had the slap in the face of being drafted to the B-show, Smackdown.  I still think Orton will be in a World Title match at WrestleMania, but I believe he will be going in as champion - perhaps against..

Cody Rhodes
...the Intercontinental champion, Cody Rhodes. But is Cody Rhodes a serious pick to win the Royal Rumble? It seems as though a feud with Goldust is on the cards at the moment, and though his elder brother wanted to have that match at WrestleMania, it could easily be over and done with by Elimination Chamber. Royal Rumble winners tend to have filler matches at Elimination Chamber PPV between the Rumble and WrestleMania to give them heat going into their big match, such as Alberto Del Rio last year beating Kofi Kingston.  While Cody Rhodes is on the brink of becoming a bonafide main eventer in WWE, he is definitely a dark horse for the Royal Rumble.  Though the theme tune of the PPV is indeed "Dark Horses" - perhaps a subtle clue?


Undertaker
If the gong were to chime after a countdown during the Royal Rumble match, nobody would see it coming and the WWE fans would go crazy.  It is around this time every year that Undertaker makes his bombastic return to the WWE for his annual WrestleMania match and doing it at the Rumble would be a huge shocker. The Rumble is always full of surprises and this would be a big one - but Undertaker winning the Rumble? While there is a possibility he could return, I can't see him winning the thing as he doesn't need to be fighting for a title at WrestleMania..




Chris Jericho
..and neither does the recently returned Chris Jericho.  Nobody can truly predict what is going to happen with Y2J, but one popular theory is that he will win the Rumble and face CM Punk at WrestleMania for the WWE title, putting over Punk in the process and elevating him to being a true main eventer. While that would make for a great feud, I think WWE has different plans for Jericho. Though the mystery videos haven't been mentioned since his return as of yet, the WWE wouldn't go to all the trouble of making those clips if they did not have any meaning. I think there is a stronger possibility that Jericho will go on to face Undertaker at WrestleMania, rather than CM Punk - the January 2nd videos seemed to imply a feud with 'Taker more than Punk, with many being fooled into believing it could even be videos promoting the return of Undertaker.

Alberto Del Rio
Amongst the WWE fans, all the above mentioned names are being thrown around as possibilities to win the Royal Rumble this year, but Alberto Del Rio, last year's winner, is one name that is hardly getting a mention. Though he has only been off TV for a couple of weeks, it's almost as if he has been away forever, with everybody seeming to have forgotten that he even exists. Though out with an injury, reports indicated he would be back around the time of the Royal Rumble and so it is likely he will be making his return as a surprise entrant. Will he go on to win it for the second year in a row, though? It is likely CM Punk will be headlining the WWE title match at WrestleMania this year, as Raw's top babyface behind John Cena and I can't imagine the Del Rio-Punk feud that ended a month or so ago reigniting already.

John Cena
John Cena would be a shocking and dramatic pick to win the Royal Rumble and one that would piss many fans off, as Cena is already booked to face The Rock in the main event of WrestleMania. Why would he win the Royal Rumble? Say he wins the Rumble and uses his shot as a means of facing CM Punk for the WWE title before WrestleMania, as to defend the gold against Rock in their super main event. Cena did allude to facing Rock for the WWE title just under a year ago, after WrestleMania, but rarely since then has it been mentioned as a possibility. The popular thinking is that the Cena-Rock match does not need the WWE title for it to be any bigger, but it is also a known fact that Vince McMahon prefers for the final match of the night to be a WWE title match - as nothing should be bigger than the WWE title. It is an outside chance, but not completely impossible.


Dolph Ziggler, Daniel Bryan, Mark Henry, Big Show or CM Punk
It almost went unnoticed, but recently WWE announced that competitors involved in title matches this year will be eligible for participation in the Royal Rumble event. This leaves a whole host of big name main eventers that could be involved in the match. Daniel Bryan or CM Punk could even lose their titles and then go on to win the Rumble that very night, booking themselves into a main event at the Rumble. While this is a chance, I'd guess that WWE are only doing this to bring more star power to the Rumble, than to throw any spanners into the works.


My Pick - The Miz
Since Survivor Series I have believed that The Miz would face CM Punk at WrestleMania for the WWE title, after headlining arguably the second biggest PPV of 2011 against The Rock, as well as headlining WrestleMania earlier in the year.  I just did not know exactly how they would get to that point, but now I'm pretty confident in my assumption that The Miz is going to win the Royal Rumble and go on to face (and beat) CM Punk for the WWE title at WrestleMania 28.

WWE would not invest so much time and effort into The Miz over the course of 2011 if they didn't have a big match planned for him at WrestleMania.  Of course, a match with R-Truth is a possibility at this point, but I believe that WWE has much grander plans than that for the Awesome One.  Like I said in my WrestleMania article, I think Miz and Punk could pull of a show-stealing match at 'Mania.  Both are good workers and great on the mic and we have yet to see any real feud between the two except for the light, inconsequential feud going into TLC.

One other reason is that The Miz has had barely any screen time as of late. Surely that means he won't be winning this year then? To me, it's a red herring from WWE - the Rumble is always full of surprises, and this year I think The Miz will be the surprise pick to win.

Monday, 25 July 2011

The Good, The Bad & The Ugly - 25th July WWE Raw

The first Raw of the "Triple H" era

The Good



  • John Cena vs. Rey Mysterio
    All the people who say John Cena can't wrestle, John Cena only has 5 moves etc. were once again proved wrong tonight, as they were at Money In The Bank.  Obviously haters will continue to hate, and in a way it is good because it's one of the driving forces in the Punk/Cena angle - but this match was amazing for a TV match and was a much more exciting affair than the 1st title match of the evening.  Mysterio locking in the STF will probably be the most memorable moment, but overall the match was well worked as you would expect from these two top stars.



  • CM Punk Appears
    This was an awesome moment and unexpected.  I think if anyone was expecting a swerve at the end, it would have been Del Rio cashing in his Money In The Bank briefcase and I doubt many saw this coming, even with Punk interrupting the Triple H press conference earlier in the week.  I didn't like the theme tune change, but having read that it was his original music in ROH it seemed like a cool idea.  'Cult of Personality' definitely fits the character of CM Punk.  I think Punk has arrived at the point where he can truly consider himself on the top level of stars now, along with John Cena and Randy Orton - the only other 2 current members of the WWE roster I consider to be at that top level.  And when are they going to put that white shirt on WWEshop.com?  I need it!



  • Triple H
    I'm still undecided on whether it is a good move to have Triple H as the new on-air authority figure, but I'm tilted more towards it being a good thing right now.  The fact he is going to be on Smackdown as well this week is good too, as I'm sick of seeing Smackdown get the B-show treatment.  If you treat it like a B-Show, fans will think of it as a B-Show and stop watching.  The comedy bits with R-Truth were particularly funny and Michael Cole was awesome as usual with his delivery.



  • Michael Cole
    While I'm a big fan of Michael Cole, I feel his time on commentary has run its course and it's time to move on.  Hopefully they transition him into a full time comedy-wrestler act, because he could actually have some engaging lower-card feuds and put guys like Zack Ryder over with his promo skills.  The main event was much better without Cole commentating on it and felt much more like a sport than an entertainment show, which is the difference between J.R. and Cole.  I also thought Cole coming out to King of Kings was hysterical.



  • Dolph Ziggler
    I loved the Ziggler theme tune already, but this new remix with the guitar solo included is truly "perfection" for his character.  I loved Ziggler's ad-libbing, but I didn't really get the "follow that" bit.  Is that referring to Twitter?  I love seeing the sleeper come back as his finisher too, the Zigzag thing seemed ineffective to me.


The Bad



  • The Miz vs. Rey Mysterio
    This match didn't really deliver and was definitely overshadowed by the later main event.  The fact it was on first



  • Kofi Kingston vs. Alberto Del Rio
    I understand why this needed to happen, since Del Rio lost to a mid-card guy last week and needed to regain his heat, but it isn't a match that should have been hyped throughout the show as if it was something special.



  • John Morrison's Return
    I can't stand the guy, he's so dull and pointless and has had enough chances to prove himself and never done so.  The only good thing that could come out of this feud is if R-Truth gets more mic time (and Morrison hopefully gets none).


The Ugly



  • Rey Mysterio's Champagne Celebration
    This champagne celebration after Mysterio winning the WWE title was so lame and corny - it made Rey look like a clown who only hangs around with NXT jobbers.  I didn't even know half the guys' names in the background since I haven't watched that show since the classic 3rd season.



  • That guy from the beer adverts tattooing one of the Bella Twins
    I got a laugh out of it, but still.. it brought back dark memories of the celebrity guest GM days of yesteryear.


Overall Rating and Summary
Until the CM Punk reveal at the end of the show this felt like a disappointing Raw, but in retrospect it was pretty good.  I had negative feelings for most of the show because I didn't see the Punk reveal coming after the title match and felt like things had returned back to normal with them putting out a thoughtless, campy Raw - but more things made sense in the end and storylines developed further.  Setting up Cena-Punk II at Summerslam is awesome and I like the idea of them both holding a different title belt.  Raw is doing a great job at getting you to come back next week and see what happens at the moment and is rewarding hardcore fans who invest time in the product.
Mark: 7/10

Thursday, 14 July 2011

How I Would Book John Cena vs. CM Punk at Money In The Bank, or what I think is going to happen

Since CM Punk's shoot-style promo on Raw a couple of weeks ago, the internet has been buzzing over the forthcoming match between John Cena and CM Punk for the WWE title.  If you've been living under a rock, the jist of it is that CM Punk's contract with WWE is due to expire and his final match will take place at Money In The Bank for the WWE title.  The big stipulation here is that Cena will be "fired" if he loses and Punk has claimed he will leave the company with the belt and namedropped 2 small-fry promotions, ROH and NJPW, along with a bunch of other guys like Colt Cabana to get the smarks wetting themselves.  So far, so good, but WWE is known to fuck up these hot angles (see Nexus), so I'm gonna help them out by giving them some free advice on how to book this epic feud of feuds.  Well, it's sort of a prediction too.


Plenty of insider references have been mentioned by all 3 men involved in the angle - Punk, Cena and Vince, and a lot has been made of the difference between the two opponents - Punk being the outside and Cena being the company guy.  Punk calling John Cena not the Boston Red Sox but the "New York Yankees", the "dynasty" and "everything that you hate" was a genius touch to set apart the difference between the two guys.

But there is one thing that both wrestlers share in common: they both hate The Rock.  Punk has shot out at the Rock legitimately through Twitter and on TV, referring to his "bad Disney movies", disrespectfully calling him "Dwayne" as Cena often does, as well as putting over Cena by comparing him to The Rock at a house show, basically calling out Rock for not being a wrestler, but an actor - just like Cena does.  But where am I going with this, you may be asking yourself..

The fact that this match is at Money In The Bank is no coincidence.  They could've ran this angle at any time in the past few months and I don't buy that Punk's contract is legitimately ending that very night.  This angle must have been planned long in advance, but there are too many things that add up to say this isn't something they've just thought up on the spot (which they often do), such as the PPV being in Chicago and the last Raw before it being in Cena's hometown of Boston.  Remember, in the weeks prior to this, Punk had kept hinting something "big" was coming, which means they knew well in advance what they were doing.



What I predict will happen in the finale is CM Punk will win the WWE title clean over John Cena to the adulation of his hometown crowd.  They have played up the fact this is Punk's hometown on Raw, something they wouldn't usually do as they try to keep Cena from taking a beating from the fans as much as possible. The Miz, accompanied by Vince, will come out and cash in the Money In The Bank contract and become a two time WWE champ.  But this is where the whole angle begins, rather than ends.

The following night on Raw I expect Vince to dress down Cena and go ahead and "fire" him for losing the WWE title to CM Punk and putting the WWE in jeapordy.  Cena will then be kayfabe out of contract, much like CM Punk and The Miz will be Vince's new golden boy.  There are things that I have seen hints of to make me believe that this is the plan - such as Cena putting Miz over as a guy who works hard for the WWE brand on his Twitter account.  Many believe Alberto Del Rio will win the match, but I think him becoming #1 contender on the 4th July Raw was a red herring to make you forget about The Miz.

This is where things get interesting, as one thing that has been buried in this whole feud is the fact that CM Punk is the leader of Nexus.  Nothing has been made clear about what is going to happen after Punk leaves and Nexus are left to fend for themselves and they haven't referred to it once on WWE television.  The history of Cena and Nexus is also no secret.  Bring up the Nexus angle and one immediately thinks of the 6-month feud between the faction and him.  Why am I mentioning Nexus though?  Because I believe that Cena will become not a heel, but an edgier outsider anti-WWE character and either join forces with CM Punk, a guy who despite their war of words, have shown one another some kind of mutual respect - and/or he will become the new leader of Nexus, who will return to being a strong anti-WWE faction like they originally were.

This whole angle goes back to what I mentioned earlier, which is The Rock.  Everyone knows Cena will get booed out of the building at Wrestlemania.  Despite the fact Cena cut some great promos and Rock's were not up to his high standards in their mini-feud pre-Wrestlemania, Rock still won over the majority of the fans and overshadowed the main event of Wrestlemania, John Cena vs. The Miz.  Having not been seen in a WWE ring for 7 years, it was understandable that fans would go crazy for his return, but The Rock harmed Cena even more than he would have by directly targeting him in his opening promo.  The anti-Cena bridgade has become even more vocal than ever since that moment and it will be the loudest it has ever been since the ECW One Night Stand in Chicago - by design!

So WWE have realised they need to do something about the Cena character, while still not effecting merchandise sales on his "fruity pebbles" t-shirts.  Instead of being fully heel, as leader of Nexus, Cena could remain in-character but feel hurt and bitter about how Vince treated him after working hard for years to put the WWE brand over (as he has mentioned in all the promos leading up to the PPV).  Now Vince has a new posterchild and has disposed of Cena, he feels betrayed that Vince only ever saw dollar signs in him.  He and Punk can agree with each other that Rock was only brought back for the money.  Here, Miz will be the full-blown heel and the anti-Cena fans will naturally begin to side with Cena and/or CM Punk as the outsider anti-heroes.  This angle can carry on easily til Wrestlemania, with Cena inevitably winning the WWE championship back before then and putting it on the line against The Rock.

Come Wrestlemania, the difference then will be the crowd will more likely be a hot-crowd and give Cena less of a bad time than they would if the worst of the worst happens on Sunday: Cena wins the belt and holds it all the way to Wrestlemania.  Let's hope they don't fuck it up this time!