Tuesday 31 January 2012

Daniel Bryan finally showing us what he can do


I received a lot of mixed feedback for my earlier article about Daniel Bryan, in which I gave ten reasons why he sucks and five reasons on how he can improve. Surely, after reading the article, Bryan took this sacred information to heart as he has embraced many of my five points and began to show us what he is capable of.

Bryan had a stellar match with CM Punk on Raw last night, in a champion vs. champion match that lasted around fifteen minutes. In the match we didn't see the usual Bryan five-moves-of-doom that I spoke of in my last article, but instead we saw the Bryan that ROH fans have been telling us about since he arrived in the WWE - a technical expert with an impressive array of submission maneuvers, some of which have never been seen in a WWE ring before.

Another aspect of Bryan's performance as of late that has impressed me is his mannerisms in and out of the ring. His cry of "Yes! Yes! Yes!" every time he flukes a win is hilarious and his annoying demeanor is reminiscent of Christian's heel turn last year during his feud with Randy Orton. His microphone work is also better than it was and he has toned down the more annoying aspects of his promos and matches, such as building himself into a frenzy which looked annoying - another point I made in my earlier article. He also seems to suit being a heel more than a face, but if he had more matches like he did on last night's Raw he could easily turn face again in the future.

Part of the problem of why I and many others never took to Daniel Bryan at first was because of the online consensus amongst ROH fans that Bryan was the best wrestler in the world. This opinion is not just an annoying and arrogant one, but one that directly attacks WWE fans - claiming because they do not watch ROH. This is perhaps the main reason Bryan was not accepted straight away by a large portion of the fans, which ROH fans quickly blamed on WWE fans unrefined tastes - a taste marred by Vince McMahon's supposed love of "big" wrestlers. Another fallacy - look at how many smaller guys Vince has pushed over the years - Shawn Michaels, Rey Mysterio, Bret Hart - but I digress.

I do not expect Bryan to be in a headline WrestleMania bout this year, as he is yet to even appear on the most prestigious PPV in the business in a mid-card match - but if he finds himself in more long one-on-one bouts like his match with CM Punk last night on Raw, Bryan will surely get over at a main event or sub-main event level. He has more charisma than Chris Benoit and seemingly he has the technical prowess to match him.

Monday 30 January 2012

Super 20 - 2012, week 5

Super 20 - the top 20 wrestlers this week in wrestling.
Week 5 of 2012

Week 5 of 2012 and the week of the Royal Rumble! With Sheamus winning and going on to WrestleMania, will he claim the #1 spot in the even more important Super 20 rankings?


20
-16

James Storm
Storm is great but I think that TNA are pacing him to a big one on one finale with Roode which will likely take place at Lockdown. Starred in a great Tables match with Roode, Hardy and Bully on Impact.
19
-6

Eric Young
EY's routine seems to be ongoing every week, but I still keep balling with laughter at everything he does. His chemistry with all the knockouts is great and it would be hilarious and Russo-esque if he ever got a shot at the Knockouts title, or even the Knockouts tag team titles with ODB.
18
-7

Mark Henry
The WSM is doing great to get by on the Super 20 on his promo strength alone, as he simply can't wrestle matches at the moment because of his injury. Cutting down Big Show and Bryan on Smackdown was great, especially saying Bryan has a "Napoleon complex". He still put on a half-decent match at the Rumble too, against Big Show and Bryan, but unfortunately Bryan retained the gold.
17
new

Hunico
He kayfabe broke DiBiase's wrist on Smackdown which was great and his entrance on the lowrider bike with Camacho is still awesome every time. Would liked to have seen more from him in the Rumble, but there was a lot of comedy and nostalgia spots to cover.
16
-2

Chris Jericho
After an intriguing Highlight Reel on Raw in where he promised the "end of the world" at the Royal Rumble, anything less than a Nexus-like shock angle would fail to meet expectations. The fact nothing happened sucked, but Jericho redeems himself for putting on a great finale to the Rumble with Sheamus.
15
new

Mick Foley
The Cobra vs. Mr. Socko was the match that has been waiting to happen for the past year since Santino debuted his green sock puppet and we finally got to see it in action at the Royal Rumble. Foley looks out of shape but he still has the charisma to pull off fun spots in matches like this.
14
new

Aksana
The debut of Aksana on the Super 20 has been coming for a long time, with all her Teddy Long cut-scenes full of innuendos that barely pass for PG. What did it this week was her entrance music for her first match on Smackdown, using the cheesy saxophone jazz and blue lighting that comes on when she is with her "Teddy bear." 
13
-11

Michael Cole
When Cole was berating Booker T and Jerry Lawler for entering the Royal Rumble, I had the feeling he would be entering also and my wishes were met as he entered and got comically eliminated by the returning Kharma. Also love the fact he still continues to run down Daniel Bryan despite his recent heel turn - he still sucks. Vintage Cole.
12
new

Santino Marella
Sometimes Santino's comedy irritates me, but he was particularly hilarious this week - first walking into Natalya's fart on Smackdown and secondly his previously mentioned Cobra vs. Mr. Sock lock-up with Foley at the Rumble.
11
+9

Titus O'Neil
Heel Titus stays on the Super 20 for a 2nd straight week, an amazing achievement for any NXT wrestler and especially when it was the week of the Royal Rumble AND he moved up 9 places. Anyone who isn't watching NXT should be to see this great star in action. A draft to Raw or Smackdown after WrestleMania is in order. A great match with ex-tag partner Percy Watson was a highlight of the week.
10
new

The Miz
Lasting over 40 minutes in the Rumble, The Miz looked like a real star until he was unceremoniously eliminated by the Big Show near the end. I want to see The Miz in a high profile angle going into WrestleMania and lasting that long in the Rumble shows WWE still have faith in him.
9
+3

Sting
A weekly fixture in this list, Sting is gold on Impact right now and he feels like a legitimate general manager with the way he goes about things, in his own crazy way. A brewing feud with Bully Ray has high potential of something great leading into the big Lockdown PPV in a couple of months.
8
-7


John Laurinaitis
Big Johnny getting on his knees and telling Zack "woo woo woo, you know it" like he was a make-a-wish kid in his wheelchair was classic, as was his selling of the GTS on Raw, looking straight down to the floor. I wanted him to see him screw Punk out of the title at the Rumble and get his revenge, but I'm sure that is to come later.
7
new

Ricardo Rodriguez
Double R was fantastic in the Rumble, and in one that was littered with comedy spots he stood out the most. The arena popped when they heard Del Rio's music, but Ricardo coming out in a banged out old car and donning Alberto's scarf was hysterical, as was his square off with Santino. It was cool to see him get a join elimination with Mick Foley.
6
-1

John Cena
Despite his cringe-worthy constipation face on Raw this week, Cena was great in his role and had a stellar match with Kane at the Rumble. Shame that it went to a double count-out, but it makes sense if they want to prolong the feud to the next PPV.
5
new

Kofi Kingston
So you think Kofi Kingston is first up in the fave five this week because of his awesome handstand walk at the Royal Rumble? Well, that would be the main reason - but a solid match on Superstars with Michael McGillicutty also showed me the Kofi Kingston we have been missing since his unfortunate pairing with the inept Evan Bourne in Air Boom. After 'Mania, a solid singles run near the top of the card should be in order for Kofi, after putting up with years of crap.
4
-1

Bully Ray
Impact is starting to feel like the Bully Ray show, and on any other week the hardcore legend would have probably been number 1 in the list again, but he had to contend with the Royal Rumble - no mean feat. His brawl with Hardy to open Impact, as was the tag team tables main event at the end and the prospect of a Sting-Bully feud has me excited.
3
+12

Cody Rhodes
Despite going out with a whimper, Rhodes was one of the biggest stars coming out of this year's Rumble - lasting over 40 minutes and eliminating many of the legends and nostalgia acts. He will be the next top heel in wrestling, possibly after WrestleMania.
2
new

Kane
Unfortunately, Kane did not get to keep up his long streak of consecutive Rumble appearances, dating back over a decade - but he did break Ryder's back (kayfabe) and hopefully force him off TV for a while. The look on his face as he tombstoned Ryder at the Rumble PPV was priceless
1
+7

Sheamus
The undisputed number 1 for this week, I was shouting at the TV in the final five minutes where Sheamus and Jericho went one on one at the end of the Rumble. As much as I love Jericho, Sheamus was the perfect winner here and this victory should be the one that propels him to real main event superstar levels. Though he has held the title twice before and had good feuds, main eventing a WrestleMania headline match should kickstar his career as a real big draw, which he can be for the WWE.

Wrestling Match Ratings 23 Jan - 29 Jan

All ratings out of 5.00


WWE
Raw 23 Jan 2012 - John Cena and CM Punk vs. Jack Swagger and Dolph Ziggler - 1.50
Raw 23 Jan 2012 - Kane vs. Zack Ryder - 0.75
Raw 23 Jan 2012 - Sheamus vs. Jinder Mahal - 0.25
Raw 23 Jan 2012 - Brodus Clay vs. Heath Slater - /
Raw 23 Jan 2012 - The Miz vs. R-Truth - 0.50
NXT 25 Jan 2012 - The Usos vs. Curt Hawkins and Tyler Reks - 0.50
NXT 25 Jan 2012 - Heath Slater vs. Trent Baretta - 0.75
NXT 25 Jan 2012 - Percy Watson vs. Titus O'Neal - 1.00
Superstars 26 Jan 2012 - Jinder Mahal vs. Tyson Kidd - 0.50
Superstars 26 Jan 2012 - Beth Phoenix vs. Brie Bella - 0.25
Superstars 26 Jan 2012 - Kofi Kingston vs. Michael McGillicutty - 1.00
Smackdown 27 Jan 2012 - Cody Rhodes vs. Justin Gabriel - 0.50
Smackdown 27 Jan 2012 - Sheamus vs. Drew Mcintyre - 0.50
Smackdown 27 Jan 2012 - Epico and Primo vs. Santino Marella and Yoshi Tatsu - 0.50
Smackdown 27 Jan 2012 - Hunico vs. Ted Dibiase - 0.50
Smackdown 27 Jan 2012 - Brodus Clay vs. Ted Dibiase - 0.25
Smackdown 27 Jan 2012 - Aksana vs. Natalya - /
Smackdown 27 Jan 2012 - Mark Henry vs. Big Show - /
Royal Rumble 29 Jan 2012 - Daniel Bryan vs. Big Show vs. Mark Henry - Steel Cage Match, World Heavyweight Title - 1.75
Royal Rumble 29 Jan 2012 - Beth Phoenix, Natalya, and The Bella Twins vs. Kelly Kelly, Alicia Fox, Tamina, and Eve - 0.25
Royal Rumble 29 Jan 2012 - John Cena vs. Kane - 2.00
Royal Rumble 29 Jan 2012 - Brodus Clay vs. Drew Mcintyre - 0.25
Royal Rumble 29 Jan 2012 - CM Punk vs. Dolph Ziggler - 1.50
Royal Rumble 29 Jan 2012 - Royal Rumble Match - 3.75

WWE match of the week:

TNA
Impact 26 Jan 2012 -  Tara vs. Velvet Sky vs. Mickie James - 0.50
Impact 26 Jan 2012 -  Alex Shelly vs. Zema Ion - 0.50
Impact 26 Jan 2012 -  Angelina Love and Winter vs. Eric Young and ODB - 0.75
Impact 26 Jan 2012 -  Matt Morgan vs. Samoa Joe - 0.50
Impact 26 Jan 2012 -  Bully Ray and Robert Roode vs. Jeff Hardy and James Storm - 1.50

Ring Ka King 28 Jan 2012 - Mahabali Verra vs. Dr. Nick Dinsmore - 0.25
Ring Ka King 28 Jan 2012 - Matt Morgan vs. Magnus - 0.50
Ring Ka King 29 Jan 2012 - Scott Steiner vs. Maxx B - 0.25
Ring Ka King 29 Jan 2012 - Mumbai Cats vs. The Sheikhs - 0.25
Ring Ka King 29 Jan 2012 - Sonjay Dutt vs. Chavo Guerrero - 0.75


TNA match of the week: Bully Ray and Robert Roode vs. Jeff Hardy and James Storm - 1.50

Top 5 matches of the week overall
1. Royal Rumble 29 Jan 2012 - Royal Rumble Match - 3.75
2. Royal Rumble 29 Jan 2012 - John Cena vs. Kane - 2.00
3. Royal Rumble 29 Jan 2012 - Daniel Bryan vs. Big Show vs. Mark Henry - Steel Cage Match, World Heavyweight Title - 1.75
4. Raw 23 Jan 2012 - John Cena and CM Punk vs. Jack Swagger and Dolph Ziggler - 1.50
5. Impact 26 Jan 2012 - Bully Ray and Robert Roode vs. Jeff Hardy and James Storm - 1.50

Disclaimer: Don't be alarmed if you think the ratings are low, as all the ratings are on a strict scale, as to protect excellence.  A top calibre TV match, but with no backstory for example, will find itself around the 1.00-1.50 range.  This doesn't mean it was a bad match - it is just being compared to a 5 star match such as Bret Hart vs. Stone Cold's submission match at WrestleMania 13 - the measuring stick.

Friday 27 January 2012

Vintage Video - Papa Shango's evil goo



I read a news snippet this week that Papa Shango a.k.a Kama Mustafa a.k.a The Godfather a.k.a The Goodfather a.k.a Charles Wright tends to get requests for his Papa Shango character more than anyone else at indie show appearences. So I was checking out Papa Shango on Youtube and came across this vintage moment, in where Mean Gene Okerlund interviews Papa Shango regarding his latest attacks on the Ultimate Warrior.

As Papa Shango stands there in all his voodoo weirdness, Mean Gene gives us a run down of the "hex" that Papa Shango has put on the Ultimate Warrior. The hex has caused the Warrior to not only suffer abdominal pains at Papa Shango's will, but to emit an "evil goo" from his head at inconvenient times, such as when he is being interviewed by Mean Gene himself.

What happens at the end of the video is too shocking for words and I don't want to give the surprise away, so watch and see for yourself what happens as Mean Gene tries to interview the lovably crazy Papa Shango

And look out for the guy's reaction to it all at 4:16 - vintage wrestling fan right there.

Tuesday 24 January 2012

Was CM Punk truly the wrestler of the year for 2011?


Within all aspects of sports and entertainment, year end lists are typically a point of controversy that divides opinion. However, this year in the wrestling world, there was a pretty unanimous opinion that CM Punk was the wrestler of the year for 2011. 

The problem with year end awards and lists is how quick we are to forget everything that has happened over the course of the year, tending to focus on the big stand out moments that happen in the second half of the year. In the wrestling world, The Miz for example, wasn't near anybody's annual list of top wrestlers, despite the fact he headlined WrestleMania and held the WWE title for the first four of five months of the year. If the end of year poll had been taken around this time, The Miz would surely have been voted as the number one star at the time.

I myself, am guilty of this, not including The Miz in my own top 10 stars of the year list. One other wrestler I did not include was CM Punk, as I felt he had a much weaker year than everyone else did. "Really?" I can hear you saying in an sardonic, Miz-imitating manner. But hear me out, as I go over the past twelve months and look at what CM Punk was doing in each of them.

January - April
After a period on guest commentary at the end of 2010, CM Punk returned to the ring and took over the reigns of the Nexus, the heel faction that dominated wrestling television for the past year. However, by that time, Nexus was dead on its legs and bringing in CM Punk to replace Wade Barrett provided nothing more than a short-term boost which was dead within a few weeks. Punk had looked ready to make the jump to main event after the Straight Edge Society was over, and though WWE creative may have thought putting him in the Nexus would have been the key to do this, it was not to be.

A brief rivalry between CM Punk and John Cena in January was put off until the Summer, in favour of a program with Randy Orton which went into WrestleMania and beyond. Despite their best efforts to give the feud heat, referring back to a moment in 2008 when Orton punted a babyface CM Punk in the head, their feud was nothing more than a mid-card rivalry at best - filler. They had some of the best PPV matches together at the time, being two of the best workers on the roster, but never did they steal the show and propel their feud up to main event status as it could have been. While Punk's heelish and drawling shout of "Randal" every week was amusing, it was barely enough to get the feud over - especially during a time when everyone was more excited about The Rock and John Cena.

May - June
All the while during Punk's feud with Randy Orton, the newly renamed "New Nexus" was little more than a background cast. They were to come more to the forefront in May as CM Punk began tagging with Batista Mason Ryan in a dull feud over the worthless tag titles with Big Show and Kane. This was one of the lowest points of the year for Punk, taking beatings from Big Show on a weekly basis almost and quickly losing the star power and momentum he had gained in 2010. Rumours of CM Punk leaving the WWE as his contract was up were circling on the internet and it looked as though Punk was going to put over Big Show and Kane of all people on his way out the door.

After the unsuccessful Tag Team Title challenge at Over The Limit, Punk started a brief rivalry with Rey Mysterio which culminated in a match at Capitol Punishment in June. Punk and Mysterio had only feuded just under a year ago on Smackdown, and so this was nothing new or special to fans despite the two being amongst the best in-ring workers in the company. With rumours of CM Punk leaving becoming more fervent, beating Mysterio at Capitol Punishment raised questions as to what WWE had planned with him for the future.

July
Though the past six months had barely been a memorable time for CM Punk, all that was to change in July as the leader of the New Nexus became the number one contender after a series of victories. But CM Punk challenging John Cena for the WWE title at Money in the Bank was not to be any ordinary match. In an effort to create a buzz as ratings were sinking, WWE had Punk cut a half shoot promo at the end of an ordinary episode of Raw in which he lambasted everyone in the WWE from John Cena to John Laurinaitis, claiming to be leaving and leaving with the WWE title. Punk turned an ordinary B-level PPV in Money in the Bank into an A-show, hyping up a must watch match between the challenge and champion in a series of cutting promos. This was the CM Punk that everyone had been waiting to see over the course of 2011, having shown his promise on Smackdown, especially on the microphone. Punk was finally about to make it. And he did, beating John Cena for the WWE title in what would be the undisputed match of the year, a thirty minute bout in Punk's hometown of Chicago, in front of a rapturous crowd. WWE had created a true buzz like they had the summer prior with the Nexus storyline, but like that, everything that was exciting and fresh about Punk capturing the WWE title and leaving was to wither into a typical WWE program and quickly become stale.


August
The first mistake WWE made was creating a second WWE championship belt and having an eight man tournament for it on Raw the night after Money in the Bank. The second mistake was having John Cena, who was supposed to be fired (recalling a storyline from only 7-8 months before that he was supposed to be fired and never left TV) beat the eventual winner of that tournament, Rey Mysterio - adding fuel to the fire that was the negativity surrounding Cena within the WWE fanbase. The third mistake was having CM Punk return two or three weeks after "quitting" and going back into another program with John Cena so quickly. The buzz that was created around Punk in July was because of the aspect of realism in everything that happened. Though we knew all the promos Punk was cutting were scripted to an extent, it was easy for us all to suspend our disbelief, idealising Punk as the cool outsider, like Scott Hall and Kevin Nash (more on him in a moment) had been in the nineties when they left WWF for WCW. Seeing CM Punk come back with a brand new theme and a new t-shirt was a turn-off, outing Punk as just another corporate yes man of the WWE, the John Cena for teenagers and young adults. Punk and Cena would try throughout August to recapture the magic of July, and in a sense some of it was great, including another great match at Summerslam, but the introduction of Triple H and Kevin Nash into Punk's story was what caused it to all come crashing down.


September
After Kevin Nash cost CM Punk the WWE title at Summerslam, a confused and tired angle between Punk, Nash, Triple H and John Laurinaitis began, culminating in a match between Punk and Triple H at Night of Champions after a series of cutting promos. Punk and Hunter continued the style of the past two months, making insider references in all of their promos in an attempt to make the feud seem real, but Triple H came across more as the sympathetic character despite Punk being the new top babyface of the company they were building. Punk's natural arrogance that comes across in radio interviews and his Twitter started appearing on the screen. Punk was the angsty, teenage child and Triple H was the man, pissed off at the young upstart who did nothing but run his mouth every week. And when Triple H finally ran his mouth back, he cut Punk down to size, calling him out for all his hypocrisies and bullshit and painting him as the spoilt brat he had become.

Punk was becoming an unlikable babyface quicker than Cena ever dreamed of, mixing goofy comedy, such as a fake puking at Kevin Nash which lasted a whole minute and drew no laughter from the crowd, with biting shoot comments that served only to downplay his opponents as real life goofs, putting over neither himself or his opponents. Though the crowd were still cheering his name, the viewers at home were not. Punk calling Kevin Nash a ratings killer in an uncalled-for comment live on Raw came back to haunt him, and the "click" sound he had mockingly referred to as people turning over the channel when Nash was on the screen, was in fact happening to him. Segments involving Punk were down and it appeared as though the casual audience were turning off to him, despite becoming the biggest t-shirt seller on WWEshop.com and live events. The audience was divided, like they had been for Cena vs. Punk, but not in a good way.

Triple H and CM Punk went on to have their match at Night of Champions, headlining the card in a long and dull street fight that had a WCW-level of run-ins, igniting a rivalry between Punk and Triple H with Awesome Truth that would play out over the next few months.

October-December
Though the Triple H and CM Punk feud had been a bitter and personal one, they were buddies by the end of the next month and teaming up against Miz and R-Truth who would interfere in two main events in a row. A triple threat Hell in a Cell match with Punk, Cena and Del Rio was a fun match, but served only to advance the Awesome Truth storyline. Punk was becoming a part of the background cast and the popularity he had gained in the Summer was waning, despite his popular "Best in the world" t-shirt still selling in high numbers. Online, fans were beginning to turn on him, some calling him boring and undeserving of his recent push, unimpressed with his work since becoming a main event player on Raw. There were other factors to be added to this, however, such as Punk shooting on Rock in several radio interviews, inadvertently putting himself in the Team Cenation camp, an unpopular choice amongst older fans. Bad booking was another problem. But Punk was not entirely without blame and as Punk went into a short program with Alberto Del Rio for the WWE title, cutting down Del Rio in a shoot-style promo as "boring" and "repetitive" which only served to make Del Rio look worse. His comments decreased momentum going into their Survivor Series match, and by virtue of that, made himself look worse in the process. And though their Survivor Series match was good, it could have been a lot better if Punk had put his opponent over as a threat instead of cutting him down, which had become his style. Another match at TLC took place between Punk and Del Rio, this time with Miz thrown in to the pot. It was just another match, with no special feeling and certainly no element of danger in Punk losing his title. All the while during this time, CM Punk's feud with new Raw GM John Laurinaitis was developing, an ongoing storyline on Raw. Though Laurinaitis is the clear heel in their feud, Punk keeps coming across as brattish and annoying in his promo delivery, making spiteful, heelish, shoot comments that turns people off from him. 

The year of 2011 was a huge year for CM Punk, by far the biggest year of his career, but it was a year that we watched Punk evolve from the exciting outsider heel we loved to cheer into the boring, corporate, babyface champion that cuts spiteful promos that cut into the wrestler's real persona rather than his on-screen character. The Raw after TLC saw CM Punk align himself with new champions Daniel Bryan and Zack Ryder in a nauseating trio of "internet darlings" against a heel team of Miz, Del Rio and Ziggler in the main event. The match was the lowest rated main event on TV for the whole of 2011. That right there pretty much sums up Punk's year for me and is exactly why he was not the wrestler of the year for 2011, merely an internet fan's favourite who got his moment in the spotlight and almost blew it. After six months of mediocrity at the start of the year, Punk had an exciting couple of months in the Summer that will be one of the most memorable moments of this era when we look back on it in the future, but things hastily fell apart and the "Summer of Punk" became a cold and unrepenting winter. Was CM Punk the wrestler of the year for 2011? Quite simply, no. The year in wrestling revolved around one man, the true wrestler of the year - John Cena.

Sunday 22 January 2012

Royal Rumble Picks


With the Royal Rumble coming up in a weeks time, it's that time of year when all wrestling fans start dipping into their piggy banks and heading down to the bookies to put money on who they think will win the Royal Rumble.  Let us take a look at the favourites and I will make my final pick at the end.

Sheamus
A popular pick for many, Sheamus appears to be one of the frontrunners to win the Rumble this year.  Having largely floundered around Smackdown, squashing everything in his way, Sheamus has had no notable feud and barely challenged for the World Heavyweight Title since he has been drafted to Smackdown - something everybody expected from him this year. The former two-time WWE champion seems to be a main event star of the future for WWE, but I don't think they're going to give him a 'Mania title match just yet.

Wade Barrett
Like Sheamus, Barrett has been mostly directionless since he was drafted to Smackdown - that was until his rivalry with Randy Orton. Appearing regularly on both Raw and Smackdown every week as of late, Barrett seems like he is in the favour of the higher-ups in WWE at the moment and after coming off strong in his feud with Randy Orton, there is a case to be made that he will be the winner of the Royal Rumble this year.  However, like Sheamus, I don't think Barrett will be involved in the title match at WrestleMania this year - my prediction is that Sheamus will fight Wade Barrett in a grudge match at the biggest PPV of the year.

Randy Orton
The hometown hero is surely the odds on favourite to win, right? Don't expect it.  Randy Orton is already a Royal Rumble winner, having won the match in 2009, and though we have seen others win the Rumble two or even three times in the past, Orton doesn't need this win to elevate his career any further right now. Of course, if you think back to the draft, you could believe promises could have been made to Orton that he would be in one of the main events of WrestleMania the followng year. Despite being the company's second biggest draw, Orton was coming off the back of a second WrestleMania in a row in were he fought a mid-card match and then had the slap in the face of being drafted to the B-show, Smackdown.  I still think Orton will be in a World Title match at WrestleMania, but I believe he will be going in as champion - perhaps against..

Cody Rhodes
...the Intercontinental champion, Cody Rhodes. But is Cody Rhodes a serious pick to win the Royal Rumble? It seems as though a feud with Goldust is on the cards at the moment, and though his elder brother wanted to have that match at WrestleMania, it could easily be over and done with by Elimination Chamber. Royal Rumble winners tend to have filler matches at Elimination Chamber PPV between the Rumble and WrestleMania to give them heat going into their big match, such as Alberto Del Rio last year beating Kofi Kingston.  While Cody Rhodes is on the brink of becoming a bonafide main eventer in WWE, he is definitely a dark horse for the Royal Rumble.  Though the theme tune of the PPV is indeed "Dark Horses" - perhaps a subtle clue?


Undertaker
If the gong were to chime after a countdown during the Royal Rumble match, nobody would see it coming and the WWE fans would go crazy.  It is around this time every year that Undertaker makes his bombastic return to the WWE for his annual WrestleMania match and doing it at the Rumble would be a huge shocker. The Rumble is always full of surprises and this would be a big one - but Undertaker winning the Rumble? While there is a possibility he could return, I can't see him winning the thing as he doesn't need to be fighting for a title at WrestleMania..




Chris Jericho
..and neither does the recently returned Chris Jericho.  Nobody can truly predict what is going to happen with Y2J, but one popular theory is that he will win the Rumble and face CM Punk at WrestleMania for the WWE title, putting over Punk in the process and elevating him to being a true main eventer. While that would make for a great feud, I think WWE has different plans for Jericho. Though the mystery videos haven't been mentioned since his return as of yet, the WWE wouldn't go to all the trouble of making those clips if they did not have any meaning. I think there is a stronger possibility that Jericho will go on to face Undertaker at WrestleMania, rather than CM Punk - the January 2nd videos seemed to imply a feud with 'Taker more than Punk, with many being fooled into believing it could even be videos promoting the return of Undertaker.

Alberto Del Rio
Amongst the WWE fans, all the above mentioned names are being thrown around as possibilities to win the Royal Rumble this year, but Alberto Del Rio, last year's winner, is one name that is hardly getting a mention. Though he has only been off TV for a couple of weeks, it's almost as if he has been away forever, with everybody seeming to have forgotten that he even exists. Though out with an injury, reports indicated he would be back around the time of the Royal Rumble and so it is likely he will be making his return as a surprise entrant. Will he go on to win it for the second year in a row, though? It is likely CM Punk will be headlining the WWE title match at WrestleMania this year, as Raw's top babyface behind John Cena and I can't imagine the Del Rio-Punk feud that ended a month or so ago reigniting already.

John Cena
John Cena would be a shocking and dramatic pick to win the Royal Rumble and one that would piss many fans off, as Cena is already booked to face The Rock in the main event of WrestleMania. Why would he win the Royal Rumble? Say he wins the Rumble and uses his shot as a means of facing CM Punk for the WWE title before WrestleMania, as to defend the gold against Rock in their super main event. Cena did allude to facing Rock for the WWE title just under a year ago, after WrestleMania, but rarely since then has it been mentioned as a possibility. The popular thinking is that the Cena-Rock match does not need the WWE title for it to be any bigger, but it is also a known fact that Vince McMahon prefers for the final match of the night to be a WWE title match - as nothing should be bigger than the WWE title. It is an outside chance, but not completely impossible.


Dolph Ziggler, Daniel Bryan, Mark Henry, Big Show or CM Punk
It almost went unnoticed, but recently WWE announced that competitors involved in title matches this year will be eligible for participation in the Royal Rumble event. This leaves a whole host of big name main eventers that could be involved in the match. Daniel Bryan or CM Punk could even lose their titles and then go on to win the Rumble that very night, booking themselves into a main event at the Rumble. While this is a chance, I'd guess that WWE are only doing this to bring more star power to the Rumble, than to throw any spanners into the works.


My Pick - The Miz
Since Survivor Series I have believed that The Miz would face CM Punk at WrestleMania for the WWE title, after headlining arguably the second biggest PPV of 2011 against The Rock, as well as headlining WrestleMania earlier in the year.  I just did not know exactly how they would get to that point, but now I'm pretty confident in my assumption that The Miz is going to win the Royal Rumble and go on to face (and beat) CM Punk for the WWE title at WrestleMania 28.

WWE would not invest so much time and effort into The Miz over the course of 2011 if they didn't have a big match planned for him at WrestleMania.  Of course, a match with R-Truth is a possibility at this point, but I believe that WWE has much grander plans than that for the Awesome One.  Like I said in my WrestleMania article, I think Miz and Punk could pull of a show-stealing match at 'Mania.  Both are good workers and great on the mic and we have yet to see any real feud between the two except for the light, inconsequential feud going into TLC.

One other reason is that The Miz has had barely any screen time as of late. Surely that means he won't be winning this year then? To me, it's a red herring from WWE - the Rumble is always full of surprises, and this year I think The Miz will be the surprise pick to win.

Wrestling Match Ratings 16th Jan - 22 Jan

All ratings out of 5.00

WWE
Raw 16/1/12 - Epico and Primo vs. Air Boom - Tag Team Titles - 0.50
Raw 16/1/12 - Jack Swagger vs. Zack Ryder - US Title - 1.00
Raw 16/1/12 - Kelly Kelly and Alicia Fox vs. Bella Twins - /
Raw 16/1/12 - The Miz vs. R-Truth vs. Sheamus vs. Wade Barrett - 0.75
Raw 16/1/12 - Brodus Clay vs. JTG - 0.25
Raw 16/1/12 - CM Punk, Daniel Bryan, Chris Jericho, Mick Foley vs. Dolph Ziggler, David Otunga, Mark Henry - 1.75
NXT 18/1/12 - Titus O'Neill vs. Darren Young - 1.00
NXT 18/1/12 - Percy Watson vs. Heath Slater - 0.50
NXT 18/1/12 - Yoshi Tatsu and Trent Barreta vs. Curt Hawkins and Tyler Reks - 0.25
Superstars 19/1/12 - Natalya vs. Tamina - 0.50
Superstars 19/1/12 - Mason Ryan and Santino Marella vs. Tyler Reks and Curt Hawkins - 0.75
Superstars 19/1/12 - Alex Riley vs. Jinder Mahal - 0.50
Smackdown 20/1/12 - Cody Rhodes vs. Justin Gabriel - 1.25
Smackdown 20/1/12 - Primo and Epico vs. The Usos - 0.50
Smackdown 20/1/12 - Wade Barrett vs. Sheamus - Tables Match - 2.25
Smackdown 20/1/12 - Ted DiBiase vs. Hunico - 0.50
Smackdown 20/1/12 -  Santino Marella vs. Drew Mcintyre - 0.50
Smackdown 20/1/12 -  Daniel Bryan vs. Mark Henry - Lumberjack Match for World Heavyweight Title - 0.50

WWE match of the week: Smackdown 20/1/12 - Wade Barrett vs. Sheamus - Tables Match - 2.25

TNA
Impact 19/1/12 - AJ Styles vs. Gunner - 0.75
Impact 19/1/12 - Crimson vs. Magnus - 0.25
Impact 19/1/12 - Mickie James vs. Madison Rayne - 1.75
Impact 19/1/12 - Eric Young vs. Angelina Love - 0.50
Impact 19/1/12 - Jeff Hardy vs. James Storm - 1.00 

TNA match of the week: Impact 19/1/12 - Mickie James vs. Madison Rayne - 1.75

Top 5 matches of the week overall
1. Smackdown 20/1/12 - Wade Barrett vs. Sheamus - Tables Match - 2.25
2. Impact 19/1/12 - Mickie James vs. Madison Rayne - 1.75
3Raw 16/1/12 - CM Punk, Daniel Bryan, Chris Jericho, Mick Foley vs. Dolph Ziggler, David Otunga, Mark Henry - 1.75
4. Smackdown 20/1/12 - Cody Rhodes vs. Justin Gabriel - 1.25
5. NXT 18/1/12 - Titus O'Neill vs. Darren Young - 1.00

Disclaimer: Don't be alarmed if you think the ratings are low, as all the ratings are on a strict scale, as to protect excellence.  A top calibre TV match, but with no backstory for example, will find itself around the 1.00-1.50 range.  This doesn't mean it was a bad match - it is just being compared to a 5 star match such as Bret Hart vs. Stone Cold's submission match at WrestleMania 13 - the measuring stick.

Saturday 21 January 2012

Super 20 - 2012, Week 4

Super 20 - the top 20 wrestlers this week in wrestling.
Week 4 of 2012

A revolutionary week this week, as 11 newcomers make it into the chart, some returning faces, a couple of brand new stars and the very first ever NXT entries.  Read on to find out...


20
new

Titus O'Neil
After a decent match with Darren Young, Titus O'Neil cut a hilarious and random heel swerve promo for seemingly no reason.  The first ever NXT entry onto the prestigious Super 20.
19
new

Mickie James
A great match with Madison Rayne this week on Impact, TNA knockouts keep showing the WWE barbie dolls how it's done.  Mickie James is probably the best female in-ring worker around, an underrated talent.
18
new

Jack Swagger
That two minutes of Swagger beating the crap out of Zack Ryder and then pinning him to steal the U.S. title was one of the most satisfying things on Raw as of late.  About time that farsical run came to an end.  The U.S. title suits Swagger perfectly.
17
new

Vickie Guerrero
If you didn't see Vickie Guerrero daning on this week's episode of Smackdown make sure you find it on Youtube. She's had some funny moments in her career, but this was amongst the best of them. She also played her part well on Raw in the opening promo, laughing in Mick Foley's face as Laurinaitis told him he couldn't be in the Rumble.
16
-13

Gunner
A big win over AJ Styles for Gunner this week on Impact, but unfortunately no DDT to the concrete.
15
+2

Cody Rhodes
After posting my Top 5 Hornswoggle moments article this week, I got a kick out of Cody Rhodes going after the little troll and beating on him until Justin Gabriel made the save. They had a decent five minute match, Cody showing how talented he is in the ring as always.
14
-10

Chris Jericho
Jericho falls down 10 places, but his performance on Raw was still gold, walking out in the middle of the tag team match after hyping up the crowd. Still no idea where this is all leading to, it's keeping us all glued to find out week after week - great writing
13
new

Eric Young
EY was hilarious as usual and his "match" with Angelina Love. He keeps finding news ways to make his grapple spot funny, even though we've all seen it 100 times already. His chemistry with ODB is amazing, they should become a legit tag team.
12
+3

Sting
The boss of Impact was great in his role as GM, as he has been every week the last couple of months. A feud with Bully Ray could make for some great matches and promos.
11
+3

Mark Henry

The WSM running down Teddy Long and his Vegas wheel on Smackdown was priceless. His match with Bryan wasn't so good, but that was down to bad booking more than anything. Desperate to see Henry take the gold against Bryan and Big Show at the Rumble - he deserves to main event WrestleMania.
10
new

R-Truth
As I go through the list it feels like there were lots of great comedy segments in wrestling this week.  Truth's photoshop slideshow at Disneyland was brilliant, and the "I'm not even sure if that's PG" line was hysterical. I though R-Truth as a babyface might be terrible but it's actually turning out better than him as a heel.
9
new

Garrett Bischoff
The training video of Garrett Bischoff on Impact this week was hilarious and epic, channelling the spirit of Rocky Balboa and Tony Montana with a cheesy 80's movie style montage. Just who is Bischoff's trainer?
8
new


Sheamus
Sheamus and Wade Barrett put on a spectacle of a match on Smackdown this week and one of the best TV matches in a while, with their tables match. Less leprchaun and Irish comedy and more intensity like this from Sheamus and he will find a regular spot in the illustrious Super 20.
7
new

Wade Barrett
Barrett just about gets the nod over Sheamus, but he had the benefit of enjoying the previously mentioned promo with R-Truth to get him there. The win over the Irish fella helps too. He seems like one of the odds on favourites to win the Royal Rumble in a few weeks.
6
new

Dolph Ziggler
Mr. Ziggles has truly arrived. His promo destroying Mick Foley was incredible and for the first time ever Ziggler felt like a bonafide main eventer, with the mic skills to match his stellar in-ring work.
5
+13

John Cena
Cena showed a side of him we haven't seen for a long time this week on Raw, physically decimating Jack Swagger in revenge for his assault and title win over Zack Ryder earlier in the night. He looked great as the pissed off tough guy and even showed heelish tendencies in his assault, Swagger coming off as kind of sympathetic. The Rise Above Hate angle continues, but where will it lead to?
4
-2

James Storm
It's stupid that James Storm had to fight another #1 contendership match this week - this time against Jeff Hardy - but nevertheless Storm looked like a legit main event star on the mic and in the ring. He has it all to be the lead face of TNA and take them to next level, I believe - as I wrote in this article.
3
-2

Bully Ray
If Storm is the top face in TNA right now, then Bully Ray is the top heel. A fantastic backstage segment with Sting showed off a great chemistry with the Insane Icon and the post-main event beatdown on Storm and Hardy with his trademark chain was a mark-out moment. After a feud with Sting, Bully deserves a PPV world title match sometime in the next few months.
2
new

Michael Cole
Any Cole Miners out there who didn't watch this weeks episode of NXT: Redemption - go and watch it. Cole was good on Smackdown and heeled it up to his usual high standards, but on NXT he gave a blistering performance. He destroyed everyone and everything associated with the show, all in typical Cole fashion and turned what would have been a terrible, unwatchable wedding angle between Johnny Curtis and Maxine into a work of art with the gift of his voice. Vintage. 
1
+11

John Laurinaitis
John Laurinaitis becomes the first ever star to win the historic Super 20 for a second time, after a blistering performance on Raw. If the Ziggler-Punk title match at the Rumble had no heat going into it, that all changed after Laurinaitis completely sold the match with his brilliant promo work. Credit has to be given to Punk for his promo against Laurinaitis also, and he narrowly misses out on the top 20 this week - but Laurinaitis was on another level with his end promo, finally snapping after weeks of back-and-forth with CM Punk. His mannerisms when he finally snapped were amazing and I had flashes of early Vince Mcmahon, fixing the tie and wiping down his suit. Decking Foley with the microphone was a touch of class to finish the show. If CM Punk can keep his game up, this feud could be the next Austin-McMahon - and hopefully they will have some matches down the line.

Welcome to the new No Smark Chicks

As Mick Foley would say, welcome to the new look No Smark Chicks.. right here, on Blogspot! *Thumbs up*

I decided to shift No Smark Chicks here to Blogspot as it is more user-friendly for what I'm aiming to create and the site on Wordpress had run its course.  I will even try and update more often now too and might grow the site to include extra writers eventually.  More info will come over the next few weeks when everything is up and running.

Imported all the old posts from the Wordpress site and the formatting is messed up on half the posts, but I can't be bothered going back to change it all.

For now.. this is Washington Damascus, signing out.  Hit my damn music..

Thursday 19 January 2012

How I Would Book WrestleMania 28



If Vince McMahon were to approach me today and say, "D, I need your help.. all my writers suck and you're my only shot at getting WrestleMania 28 right.  It's a big year, so please, I'll give you anything you want.  Money, fame, private jets - you name it, you've got it," I would reply, after much hesitation to keep him on the edge of his seat, "Sure Vince, here's how it will go.."

John Cena vs. The RockPretty self-explanatory, and destined to be perhaps the biggest spectacle in wrestling since Andre vs. Hogan at WrestleMania 3.  How I would book the finish?  It all depends on what The Rock's contract status is, so I won't guess at this one and leave it up to Vince to decide.
Winner: ???

The Miz vs. CM Punk - WWE TitleDespite having a match with Punk at TLC, Miz has rarely met Punk anywhere in WWE and the two could hit gold in a feud with one another leading up to Mania.  The Miz can be John Laurinaitis' ultimate yes-man, the clean image, the workrate outside the ring we all know about, his corporate style and distinct WWE style.. Punk is the anti-thesis to The Miz, with an indie background and an indie attitude to boot.  However, put the two together and you will get gold - both are just as good as the other as bringing opponents down on the mic, and their mic-work leading up to WrestleMania could make this feud a must-see.  I would have Miz win the belt at Mania and retain his slowly-building WrestleMania win streak.
Winner: The Miz 


Big Show and Shaq vs. Mark Henry and Kane - Tag Team TitlesIt seems fair to say that Shaq is going to appear in some form at Mania, but instead of the Big Show heel turn that everybody is expecting, how about the two team up to form the "World's Largest Tag Team" and take on.. Mark Henry and Kane for the titles.  A true battle of four monsters, but nothing too serious - simply a quick celebrity match.  Have Henry and Kane pick up the tag belts some how before Mania and then face off against Show and Shaq for the belts - giving the belts, and the match a little bit more meaning.  Oh, and have Shaq and Show win the belts for excitement purposes - they can drop them on Raw the night after if needs be.  Perfect filler match inbetween The Miz-Punk and the following..
Winner: The Big Show and Shaq


Undertaker vs. Chris JerichoEveryone is expecting a Chris Jericho vs. CM Punk match, but I believe this would be a much better and more exciting match for Jericho to work.  It seems as though Jericho's return is only for the short term, as he has work commitments booked with Fozzy in the near future.  It would seem fruitless to put him in a WWE title match, as that title should be reserved for guys who are working regularly.  Jericho and Taker are both masters at their game and could steal the show with this match.  It would also give Jericho's creepy "end of the world" videos some meaning, as they could relate it to Undertaker in some fashion.  Of course, Taker wins this match, and he goes 20-0 at 'Mania.
Winner: Undertaker 


Divas Battle RoyaleJust to get all the divas on the card and all get a pay-day, a divas battle royale, or 5-man tag team match, or whatever they have to.  Filler match inbetween the main events.
Winner: err... Khama as a surprise entrant, if she's available


Cody Rhodes vs. Randy Orton - Intercontinental Title vs. World TitleI was surprised that Rhodes and Orton didn't feud in this past year on Smackdown together, as it seemed to be written in the stars when Orton made the draft move to the Friday night show.  However, it could be that they are saving Rhodes/Orton for 'Mania and beyond, and I would be happy if that were the case.  We saw them briefly feud on Smackdown and they had a PPV match, but it could have been so much more - and that could be the case at 'Mania.  I'd love to see Cody Rhodes win the Royal Rumble and, as he hilariously said on Smackdown "Do a Ultimate Warrior.. though that could mean many things..."  Of course, he means win the World Heavyweight Title.  I'd love to see the IC title up for grabs here too, giving more meaning to the match.  If Cody won this, he would be in line to be the next big star on par with Randy Orton or John Cena and the next face of the WWE - and that would be.. dashing. 
Winner: Cody Rhodes 


Sheamus vs. Wade Barrett
Like the above match, Sheamus and Wade Barrett is a feud I expected to see more of on Smackdown this year, but we only saw glimpses of it.  Of course, they are feuding going into the Rumble, and both seem to be favourites to win it, but I would prefer to see them lightly feud until the weeks before WrestleMania, at the Rumble and then in the Smackdown Elimination Chamber match (which Orton would win the World Title in).  Then in the build up to WrestleMania, they could turn this into a great grudge match - both are roughly the same size, both are brilliant on the mic and both are distinct heel and faces who get the right reactions from the crowd.  All the makings of a mid-card WrestleMania match that needs to happen.  I pick Sheamus for the win, as it's 'Mania and the babyfaces tend to win.
Winner: Sheamus 

Money in the Bank - Christian, Daniel Bryan, Alberto Del Rio, Dolph Ziggler, R-Truth, Zack Ryder, Rey Mysterio, HunicoThey didn't book a MITB for last year but with the roster being stacked full of quality talent more so than last year, it seems the right thing to do to squeeze the likes of these competitors onto the card - most of whom have been in PPV main events over the course of the last year.  Let's see Ziggler win this one here and get the big push that all MITB winners have had before him.
Winner: Dolph Ziggler 


Jack Swagger vs. Kofi Kingston - US TitleThese two have worked great matches in the past and Kofi deserves a singles match after having been forced to tag team with the incompetent Evan Bourne for the last few months or so.  Give Kofi the win here for another babyface win to keep the fans happy.
Winner: Kofi Kingston 


Dark Match Battle Royale
The annual dark match battle royale.  Won't bother listing all the Superstars and NXT alumni, but have Santino Marella win to get the show off to a good start.
Winner: Santino Marella

So there we have it, the ultimate card for WrestleMania 28.  I'll be waiting for my seven figure cheque in the mail, Vince...